Time Index 357241.

I'm going to hell. :/

Mark and I were on iGod, supposedly "chatting with God".

Mark: *types* When was your first orgasm?

We giggled, waiting for it to load.
*pops up*
God: It was at time index 357241.

*more giggles*
Me: *types* Was it wet?
Waiting. Waiting. *pops up*
God: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask ALLY if it is.

We, of course, started laughing hysterically. I sort of fell out of my chair. Haha. =]