We were walking to class and I said, "Looks like we have a fat substitute for English,"
And she goes, "Wait- I thought you said fat PROSTITUTE."
So we go in the room and she takes one look at him and goes, "you were right, after all."
I looked at him and laughed. "Did you think I would disappoint you?"
"Ohhh, of course not."
So we were allowed to move around and we both settled on the floor. A yellow post it note flew my way.
The prostitute-
He is delicious,
Just as I like them.
I stifled my laughter and wrote back,
Oh, yes. I enjoy the plump ones as well.
The more meat…
The greasier the bun.
MY bun.
Oh! Innuendo.
A prostitute MUST have the chunky ta-tas.
Maybe a size 12….
SHOE.
Like sausage toes.
What I'd do to touch one of those
BIG, FAT, HAIRY-
Toes.
I want them to spew their greases into my…
Hand…
As I give him a
Foot massage. =]
Don't forget to use the peacock feathers.
They're a wonderful way to secks up the afternoon.
I'd like to ruffle those peacock feathers,
And the 19-inch
Disco stick.
His arm, I mean.
I'd spend hours just ruffling myself
All
Night
Long.
And upon seeing those disco sticks
Swinging freely,
I immediately found the nearest bathroom
And ruffled vigorously.
I feel so honored
To have shared such a moment with you.
I'm sorry if some of my
Sausage grease
Landed in your stall!
It was the best time I've had in the presence of disco sticks-
Aside from the time you and I were at that party.
and the cowboy costumes.
We can have a reenactment now.
There's the costume-
*draws cowboy boots/hat*
that's all you get to wear!!
And the saddles?
=]
lasso THIS!
*draws something long that says "12 inches" above it*
it's my finger.
I almost forgot the popcorn butter!
GIDDYUP!
*ruffles*
I'm working up a sweat.
[character from the story we were both reading]
-to join us.
him and that whip of his!
I wanna put my hands
On the trigger until it
Shoots four rounds.
Even though it isn't French.
;]
…wink wink.
.
Lots and lots of lube-
Watermelon flavored.
This sounds like it's time to use the ol' shackles.
:D
:D <3
Until Thomas the Train's truck driver stole it.
ALL OVER.
I want to work as Elmo's personal whore.
Flush that bitch!
But when I got home, I found these in my pocket.
Such a wonderful use of the post-it notes Mrs. Veigel gave us. :]
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