David Bowie.

Nin and I were watching the Labyrinth and I decided that David Bowie is my bitch. :D

…but not in the way that Josh was my bitch. Bowie is like- my special bitch. He gets the extra lubricated condoms when I sell him on the streets.

Also, he gets to work on the good side of town.

Less diseases.

Wait- does David Bowie even HAVE a vagina?

He better have a vagina.

I'll MAKE him have a vagina.

They're on sale at the Craft Warehouse for 40% off.