"Nin Loves Tortilinie- but we're not gay!" "LIAR!"

So Nin and I were down at the park and she whipped out this paint lab stuff- you know, the washable kids paint sticks? So of course, we began writing stuff on the sidewalk.

I was bent over writing something and from what I was told later, Nin's mom was standing across the street laughing her ass off and pointing at us.

Nin gets this shocked look on her face.

Ignoring it, I continued to write.

"Um, TC-" [Tortilinie Chan]

"What?" continues.

"There's a cop right behind you."

I look up and sure enough, there's this guy in his cop car, staring at us. Also, Nin's mom was there, in the distance, laughing and pointing.

"Is that washable, girls?"

We all look down at what was written.

Nin loves Tortilinie- but we're not gay. =]

Tortilinie says, "Liar!"

There was an awkward silence.

"Yeah, it's just kids' paint. It'll come off with water, and we're going to clean it up."

He looked at us again as if he didn't believe us.

"Alright, then. You have a good day now."

Giving us one more questioning look, he drove away.

"Oh crap!" Nin says. "I hope to god this is washable…"
"I thought it was the kids' paint stuff,"

"No, it's this bingo dabber paint!"

I looked at the paint marker a little more closely.

"Oh crap."

Then, Nin's mom comes up, laughing.

"Haha! TC almost got ARRESTED!"

She laughed some more and wandered away somewhere.

We ran and stole her brother Micah's water bottle and after pouring it on, we scrubbed furiously at the ground.

It came off.

…sort off.

But we left soon anyway, so it was all good. =]