Day in the Life of a British Rapper

Day in the Life of a British Rapper-
A Song Written by Tortilnie and Betsey.
Inspired by Betsey and AJ.

this song must be sang in alternating parts between two people, chika chikas done by both parties.
Enjoy. :D

Wake at dawn with a bloody hangover.
Chikachikachikachikachikachikachika. [sound effects]
Cause I been plastered all last night.
Chikachikachikachikachikachikachika.
Phone my mates for something to do.
Chikachikachikachikachikachikachika.
first I wank off, then leave the house.
Chikachikachikachikachikachikachika.
These chaps of mine are top notch-
Chikachikachikachikachikachikachika.
They've all done porridge a time or two.
Chikachikachikachikachikachikachika.
For arson, murder, and identity theft.
Chikachikachikachikachikachikachika.
These lads sure know how to have a ball.
Chikachikachikachikachikachikachika.

Drive in my motor car down the road.
Chikachikachikachikachikachikachika.
Drink some petrol straight from the pump.
Chikachikachikachikachikachikachika.
Toss my cookies out the window.
Chikachikachikachikachikachikachika.
Splatter the shoes of some old geezer.
Chikachikachikachikachikachikachika.
he says, "what the bloody hell? you can't do that-
Chikachikachikachikachikachikachika.
-honking on the pavement like some kind of twat!"
Chikachikachikachikachikachikachika.
So I popped a cap right up his arse.
Chikachikachikachikachikachikachika.

I say to my mate, "hey, you up for some grub?"
Chikachikachikachikachikachikachika.
"Brilliant, chap, it's right about lunch time!"
Chikachikachikachikachikachikachika.
Gander at the waitress, quite a knockout.
Chikachikachikachikachikachikachika.
I said, "Hey baby, show us your nungas!"
Chikachikachikachikachikachikachika.
She goes, "Get the bloody hell out of my store, you fucking wankers."
Chikachikachikachikachikachikachika.
"No" means "yes" so I grabbed her knockers.
Chikachikachikachikachikachikachika.
"May I have it off inside your tuppence?"
Chikachikachikachikachikachikachika.
and that's when I was blinded with pepper spray.
Chikachikachikachikachikachikachika.

Back on the street we see an old scrubber.
Chikachikachikachikachikachikachika.
Wavin' cardboard like some kind of nutter.
Chikachikachikachikachikachikachika.
he stumbles over, begging spare quid.
Chikachikachikachikachikachikachika.
I knew right off he was full of bollocks,
Chikachikachikachikachikachikachika.
So I shanked him, right between the ribs.
Chikachikachikachikachikachikachika.
I even stole his coat cause' it was a tad parky out.
Chikachikachikachikachikachikachika.
Some nearby twit goes, "Are you off your trolley??"
Chikachikachikachikachikachikachika.
So we botched him up and threw him in the waste bin.
Chikachikachikachikachikachikachika.

Not yet knackered, we know what to do.
Chikachikachikachikachikachikachika.
Snort some cocaine in the loos.
Chikachikachikachikachikachikachika.
Snoggin' some hoes.
Chikachikachikachikachikachikachika.
Shag some hookers.
Chikachikachikachikachikachikachika.
Flash my willy at some old ladies.
Chikachikachikachikachikachikachika.
Get jammy with your mum.
Chikachikachikachikachikachikachika.
do some hanky panky with your sister.
Chikachikachikachikachikachikachika.
Get faced well before five o' clock.
Chikachikachikachikachikachikachika.
Get stark naked in a church.
Chikachikachikachikachikachikachika.

[No Chikachikachika's in this part.]
Rob a bank.
Bust some caps.
Shoot up a train.
knit a quilt.
Get a girl pregnant,
then never call back.

We're all so tough- blimey, ain't we cool?
Chikachikachikachikachikachikachika.
Getting plastered in Liverpool!
Chikachikachikachikachikachikachika.
That's a day in the life of a British rapper-
Chikachikachikachikachikachikachika.
and if you've got a problem, you can suck on my knackers!
Chikachikachikachikachikachikachika.

Peace, mate.