Moses and the Zombie Invasion

My Biology Assignment:
To write a children's book about the gastropod phylum.
Here is the story of Moses the snail, zombies, gangstas, and the black plague.

Moses was a plain, boring snail. Everything about him was painfully simple, just like the rest of his gastropod phylum.

Out of all the places that snails could live, whether in heavenly forests, beautiful gardens, or even adapting to live in a high-class desert, Moses got saddled with living in an old tissue box inside of a smelly ditch.

The rest of his family was excruciatingly bland as well, down to their bilateral symmetry and their little snail feet, used for locomotion. Unfortunately, Moses' singular foot did him no good, considering they never went anywhere cool.

He was fed up with this life of eating algae and producing slime all day. Moses' family seemed to love this pathetic life, though. They were always so chipper, and it made him want to throw up all over the carpet.

One day, Moses' relatives came to visit. He was sitting there, listening to Great-Grandpa snail drone on about how in the olden days, humans would make broth out of their snail mucus and use it to treat sore throats. Halfway through the story, he decided he was done living that stupid life.

He decided to take a new turn on the road of life, and he found his true calling:
He was destined to become a "gangsta".
Moses started disrespecting his elders, wearing his pants too low around his waist, and going to the local bars to pick up lady snails.

Little did Moses know that whilst he was out in the hood with his home-skillets, his relatives were unknowingly spreading a disease they had brought with them when they came to visit.
OH, and the disease caused Zombism.
[it's hard to read the last bubble, but it says, "Why do I have a sudden urge to eat the brains of my fellow snails?"]

Moses was unaware of the disaster taking place. He believed his family to be doing the usual- climbing trees, hatching eggs, and being hermaphrodites-
Zombies were the furthest thing from his mind.

The gangsta snails didn't become zombies because they were too busy being hardcore. They were getting smashed when they suddenly heard a series of grunts and moans. Looking up, they saw a horde of zombie snails pouring over the horizon.

Moses and his homies knew it was up to them to save the world from the zombie snails.
So they busted a cap up each of them.

Only, the zombies were resistant to cap-busting.
So they set them all on fire.

Unfortunately, the smell of burning flesh only attracted more zombie snails.
So they drowned them all in the kitchen sink.

Then, they realized that zombies could breath underwater.
So they removed all their shells.

This time, they died. But the remaining zombie snails were eaten by the stupid creatures called HUMANS, which led to an outbreak of HUMAN zombies.
Moses and his homies had no problem with killing humans, considering all they ever did was sit around and eat thousands of their snail family members.
So they poisoned their water supply with the black plague.

Once all the zombies were gone, the gangstas realized that the black plague killed off all the algae left on the planet, and they knew they had to eat each other if they wanted to survive.
His friends were the best meal Moses ever had.

Moses died soon after the zombie invasion. He was bathing in the kitchen sink when somehow, the garbage disposal got turned on.
He splattered everywhere, and that was the end of Moses.